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I'm Turning Into a Jew

2012-01-29T07:15:00.000-08:00

Tila Tequila is converting to Judaism ... seriously ... and for once, she swears she's not just after some cheap publicity.

TMZ has learned Tequila has been taking classes at a NY temple to begin the conversion process ... and even skipped Christmas this year to focus on change.

We spoke with the former MTV reality star about the situation and she explained, "As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life of the reform Judaism religion."

And even though she starred in a sex tape, Tequila says ... "I feel Orthodox is a little hardcore for me at this stage."

Tila adds, "I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can't wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom."

Tila Tequila Converts, Still Annoying As Ever

2012-01-29T07:12:00.000-08:00

Tila Tequila will do just about anything to stay relevant.

Now that no one uses MySpace anymore, she’s got to get creative with her self-promoting. She tried a sex-tape, battery charges, and faked a pregnancy. What’s next for the pint-sized reality star? Conversion.

According to TMZ, Tila has been taking conversion classes at a New York synagogue. “As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life of the reform Judaism religion,” Tequila professed.

She then added, “I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can’t wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom.”

Tila Tequila returns to reality TV on TLC’s NY INK

2012-01-29T07:10:00.000-08:00

If Tila Tequilacan get someone to write her a paycheck, there's hope for everyone.

The diminutive sometimes lesbian reality personality returns to TV in the all-new episode of NY INK airing Thursday, January 12 at 9/8c.

Risque photos from one of Megan’s modeling jobs create a stir, as she pushes Jessica to embrace her sexuality. Meanwhile, actress Tila Tequila stops into Wooster Street Social Club to honor her parents with a very special tattoo.

She is so thrilled with Ami’s work that she shares her obscene plans to “walk around topless everywhere she goes” in order to show it off.

Tila Pulled Over in Lambo

2011-12-01T23:24:00.000-08:00

A few hilarious hooligans made Tila Tequila's life a living hell Thursday morning -- when they recorded her run-in with police in Santa Barbara ... while running their loud mouths throughout the entire ordeal.

It all went down at around 1:50 AM in Santa Barbara -- where Tila was pulled over while driving a brand new, bright blue, $250,000 Lamborghini.

Unlucky for Tila, some bigmouthed bystanders recorded themselves as they shouted back and forth with the starlet -- heckling her about everything from crappy driving ... to Shawne Merriman ... and much, much more.

Make sure you watch the clip 'til the end -- because when the cops let her go ... she BLOWS through a RED LIGHT!

In the end, Santa Barbara police tell us Tila received one ticket for going the wrong way down a one-way street ... and another ticket because her passenger was not wearing a seatbelt.

Tila Tequila Wears Boxing Gloves Little Else

2011-12-01T23:20:00.000-08:00

Tila Tequila wants to clean up her reputation. Actually, she knows that sex sells and since she is on pay-per-view tonight for celebrity boxing, she thought it would be a good idea to preview "the goods" for tonight.

pic.twitter.com/UueaKJ7GIt is difficult to call her Miss Tila (as she requests) when she posts half-naked photos of herself on Twitter. There is no new leaf turned over when one's boobs are hanging out of the bottom of her shirt in a photo. Still, with celebrity boxing on her mind...Tila Tequila tweeted this promotional post:

Got my boxing gloves on! Ready 2 Box! #TeamTila #TilaArmy! Watch live 2Nite @ 6pm pst on PPV

She might have her boxing gloves on, but she forgot to button her pants or find a top that fits. Somehow it isn't too surprising to find a nearly naked Tila Tequila these days.

There was still no word about who Tila's opponent would be for the match. Too bad it isn't Lindsay Lohan. That would be too easy, wouldn't it? If it was Lindsay, clearly the fight would be the undercard to Jose Canseco and Lenny Dykstra.

But back to the photo.

This picture goes along with a long line of say one thing do another. The old saying is "once a cheater, always a cheater." With a nearly naked Tila Tequila, clearly once a stripper always a stripper applies. How did she get to be so famous on MySpace again?

Tila Tequila wants to box Lindsay Lohan

2011-10-30T00:30:00.000-07:00

When we last checked in on famewhore Tila Tequila, she was still irrelevant and didn’t quite understand that the world wanted her to die already. And that’s still the case, because apparently the useless twat is still here and she wants to box Lindsay Lohan because crackheads punching each other is ratings gold.

RadarOnline reports:

“I’m tiny but mighty! The gloves will probably weigh more than I do, but I’m fast,” Tila told RadarOnline in an exclusive interview.

“Big things come in small packages! May the best woman win.” Tila, who just turned 30 years old on Monday, is still looking for an opponent for her November 5th match at The Avalon in Los Angeles.

“It would be fun to box Lindsay Lohan,” Tila said when asked who she’d like to go head-to-head with. “Two Hollywood bad girls — can’t go wrong with that one!

“Then we can kiss and make up or make-out afterwards,” Tila joked.

On one hand, nothing says your acting career is over like being associated in any way, shape or form with a slutty bridge troll. On the plus side, I’ve finally figured out a way for Lindsay to avoid jail time forever!

Judge Saunter: Lindsay, you’ve blown off your community service, drove your car through the courthouse and you still have a rolled-up dollar bill up your nostril. What do you have to say for yourself?
Lindsay: I punched Tila Tequila to death.
Judge Saunter: Now that’s community service! Here’s a Get Out of Jail for Life card just for you!

Tila Tequila praises The Kardashian’s

2011-10-30T00:27:00.000-07:00

Fame hungry former reality television star Tila Tequila has revealed how she admires The Kardashian’s and the way they go about their fame. Tila admitted that, while she used to follow the same fame route as The Kardashian’s, she will no longer let herself be exploited.
Tequila explained, “I think the Kardashians know what they are doing. I think that’s why they are so successful and they know that in order to live this lifestyle, you cannot have a real life. You have to love what you are doing and love to exploit yourself.”

She then added, “No amount of money or fame could ever get me to do that again because I was so unhappy." It seems that there is no getting rid of Tila Tequila and just as you think she has gone for good, she pops back up out of nowhere and ruins your day.

Tila On Facebook

2011-10-05T07:04:00.000-07:00

Wattup sexy people! I've been having such a wild fun time meeting you all at my shows! Next up will be in Ohio! Whoop Whoop! I have a HUGEE surprise for you guys there! You're all gona be VERY happy, just wait and see! hehe... New pics & video's coming soon! Plus I'm filming 3 new TV shows so stay tuned fashooooo! Hollaa! Whoop! Whoop! xoxox

How in the World Did Tila Tequila Become Famous?

2011-10-05T06:51:00.001-07:00

I'm not sure if Tila Tequila was hiding, or if she's just so tiny, no one could find her, but the world's hottest hobbit is back in the headlines. And it's all because of MC Hammer.

Tila's rise to fame is an interesting one, but she went from living in one of the roughest neighborhoods in Houston to becoming a millionaire. So how can you be famous like Tila?

Hang out at your city's most violent mall: Tequila was discovered by a Playboy scout at Houston's Sharpstown Mall, which is notorious for being a danger zone. Having been raised in Houston, I've been to that mall, and I have no idea what a Playboy scout would be doing there. It's like picking contestants for America's Next Top Model at the local Walmart.

Don't be afraid of stereotypes: Tequila gained popularity through the import racing scene. She was featured on the cover of Import Tuner magazine and in the video game Street Racing Syndicate. Don't act like you haven't seen clips of The Fast and the Furious.

Pander to people's most base desires: We could probably feed a small country with the amount of money people spend on booze and sex. Tila Nguyen knew this when she named herself after America's favorite party drink. Tila also put herself out there in her early days when she appeared on a show where contestants strip to music videos. Tila then went on to star in A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, where she made a mockery of lesbianism by using it for sex appeal.

If all else fails, do porn: After appearing in Maxim, having her own reality show, and making some guest appearances, Tila wanted to expand her empire. So she started Tila's Hot Spot, an adult-only website with a monthly fee.

Tila Tequila -- Start Spreading the News ...

2011-10-05T06:49:00.000-07:00

Tila tells TMZ ... she feels LA is "played out" and she's "ready to conquer NYC" -- so the reality star is packing up her stuff and moving to The Big Apple for GOOD next weekend.

Ms. Tequila tells us, "I'm looking forward to starting a new life in NYC. A clean slate and a fresh start. I just want to be a normal girl with a normal life for a while. I just want to meet new friends, fall in love, get married, have babies, and call it a day!"

Tila -- who starred in her own bi-sexual dating show -- says she's sick of the Hollywood scene ... and wants to "do the whole college thing" while she plots her next career move.

Tila Tequila can not fail

2011-09-18T00:40:00.000-07:00

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Tila Tequila Releases Debut Single, Is Nothing Like Heidi Montag

2011-08-09T18:15:00.000-07:00

Just like a bad cold, Tila is never going to go away. After walking out on reality TV years ago, she’s back with what she thinks is a total winner — a brand-new single, “You Can Dance.” But just because she’s making the transition from the small screen to the studio doesn’t mean she’s trying to be the next Heidi Montag.

“I think that there’s still that group that knew that before ‘Shot of Love,’ they knew I did music first. So I am not looked at like Heidi Montag, etc. who did reality first and now are trying music,” Tequila tells me. “I think the Kardashians know what they are doing. I think that’s why they are so successful and they know that in order to live this lifestyle, you cannot have a real life. You have to love what you are doing and love to exploit yourself.”

And while Tequila admires Kim Kardashian’s self-exploitation she refuses to exploit herself or allow others to exploit her — that’s why she walked away from her own reality show after two hit seasons.

“No amount of money or fame could ever get me to do that again because I was so unhappy,” Tequila explained.

But like Paris Hilton and so many others, is she worried that her 15 minutes are up? “Not really,” she says. “Because what people in Hollywood don’t realize is they are so worried about what everyone else is thinking and, if their 15 minutes are up, they start to do drugs and have all this pressure. But I feel like I’m not going to let anyone else dictate my life because I am so fabulous, I don’t care what anyone else says.”

Keep your head in the clouds, girl!

To watch my entire interview with Tila on “Naughty But Nice With Rob” tune into HDNET Saturdays at 1:00 PM and 7:00

Tila Tequila Is Going To Move To New York City

2011-08-09T17:48:00.000-07:00

Are you a sad and lonely man sleepwalking through our crowded city in a solitary trance, hoping you can find someone to settle down with? Perhaps you’re interested in women who specialize in reality TV sleaze-fame, inexplicable pop music, and nudity? That is the case, yes?

Today, then, is a good day. Men of New York, you’re about to get a shot of love.

This fair city is set to welcome Tila Tequila, bi-sexual bane of the juggalos, to its borders. That’s right, she’s moving here. To be a part of it, to make a brand new start of it, in Old New York.

She feels LA is “played out” and she’s “ready to conquer NYC” — so the reality star is packing up her stuff and moving to The Big Apple for GOOD next weekend.

For GOOD. Also, she wants to have your babies.

“I just want to meet new friends, fall in love, get married, have babies, and call it a day!” she said.

But she might be looking younger. Apropos of nothing Ms. Tequila says she wants to “do the whole college thing.”

she wants a husband and kids!

Tila Tequila Rides the Sybian and Has an Orgasm

2011-08-09T17:45:00.000-07:00

Right after Denise Richards left the Howard Stern Studios this morning, Tila Tequila came in to visit. Howard started off the interview saying he tried to do some research for the segment and watch the Tila Tequila sex tape, but it was of very poor quality and kept crapping out on him so he stopped watching. Tila sounded relieved by that and avoided some in-depth discussion of the actions on the tape.

The interview featured all of her personalities and she was shot out of a cannon as usual. Tila was pretty honest about her sex life and being “set up” during an appearance at an Insane Clown Posse concert where the audience threw piss-filled balloons at her.

Since she was high-energy throughout the segment, Howard asked Tila what it sounded like when she had sex. Tila did her best imitation of herself having an orgasm, but it led to her hopping on the Sybian sex machine for the real thing. Like all of the girls before her, Tila lost herself on the machine and “finished”.

Tila Tequila “quit” Hollywood

2011-08-09T17:32:00.000-07:00

Over the weekend, I randomly thought to myself “Hey, is Tila Tequila dead?” So I asked Twitter and it turns out, nope, everyone’s favorite thalidomide slut-baby is still alive, which I guess means I need to hunker down and finish my penicillin fortress. Anyway, for the sake of curiosity I did some research and it turns out the bitch “quit” Hollywood and is now moving to NYC (dammit, this is why you must answer the bridge troll’s riddles three!), despite the fact that you actually have to have a job before you quit, but okay, whatever skank. Oh, and she’s looking for roommates on her blog, because that’s how a mogul does it.

The 29-year-old made a name for herself doing reality-TV shows and was often seen zooming around LA in her bright blue Lamborghini, but she’s trading in all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood for the hustle and bustle of the East coast. “I’m so over the LA scene. I’m ready to just be a normal city girl and do normal things and meet new people and friends and just live my life,” Tila told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “It’s time for me to move on. I want to fall in love, get married and make babies!” SOURCE

Yeah, until you realize she “fell in love” by making straight boys and lesbians eat bull testicles, got fake engaged to a fellow drug addict, and then got fake pregnant and subsequently had a fake miscarriage, so chances are none of that will ever really happen to her because … well, actually, I was about to say that lying addicts don’t have babies, and then I realized that Dina Lohan had three of them. Well played, universe. Well played.

Tila tops Snooki

2011-08-09T17:30:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila put on a wild show at Southampton celebrity-favorite 75 Main on Saturday night, even upstaging "Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, by cavorting provocatively with a woman and a guy. The openly bisexual reality star "met a girl outside in the line and then was all over her. Once inside the restaurant, they picked up a guy and all three were crazy dirty dancing," a witness told us. Snooki had dinner with friends and stayed late dancing to the deejay. Sunday was a much more conservative affair with Jennifer Hudson stopping in for lunch with friends.

Tequila said in a statement: "I am so glad I moved to NYC! I never thought in a million years I would make friends with so many awesome people this fast! I love being the new girl in town! I love this place!”

Must watch video: Aniston, Tequila provide comedy gold

2011-04-17T20:37:00.000-07:00

WHAT happens when you put a little-known reality star such as Tila Tequila together with a mega movie star like Jennifer Aniston?

Well, put them between two ferns, and throw in Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover), and you get comedy gold.

Galifianakis, as host of funny or die, shows why he's the master of awkward moments. In a previous clip with Natalie Portman, he asked for her phone number. She said no.

But the clip with Aniston and Tequila - which has garnered more than two million views - surpasses all the others in the series.

Galifianakis pits the two women against each other, favouring Singapore- born Tequila and agitating Aniston. When Aniston prepares to leave, he says he has another question.

"What is it?" she says.

"Oh, it's for Tila," he replies.

The clip ends with Aniston calling Galifianakis "fat".

'Nuff said.

“Buzz” worthy news
Tila Tequila is furious about a lesbian sex tape that leaked online and fell into the hands of Vivid Entertainment because she insists that it was never meant for the public to see! It’s pretty much a leave-nothing-to-the-imagination sex tape between her and two girls.

She says that she hopes this isn’t a set back to the goals she wants to achieve in her career. Incidentally, Tila recently won the rights back to another sex tape, one she’d made with an ex-boyfriend, after taking the matter to court…

The 29-year-old made the leap from MTV to starring in an online video spoof with bona fide A-lister Jennifer Aniston last week – and being linked to a new sex tape is not the image she’s going for right now.

“I do, however, have to take responsibility for my part in making the video, which I do,” Tila said of the sex tape, reportedly made nearly two years ago.

“Although this video was not meant for the public to see, I hope that this will not affect my career and that I will continue to work hard at achieving my goals in this industry.”

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Tila Tequila

2011-04-09T23:21:00.000-07:00

A slew of Hollywood's most famous celebrities have had their personal computers and email accounts hacked by a mysterious group of cyber-criminals, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Tila Tequila is among those whose privacy was breached.

"A few weeks ago I started having suspicious issues with my email account with someone constantly changing my password, then out of no where I could no longer log into my email, and I realized that I had been hacked," Tila told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive new interview.

"I immediately called the police to make a report, but they didn't do anything to help...then I saw the news about the other celebrity women being hacked and realized it wasn't just me."

The FBI have been investigating a group of people allegedly hacking their way into A-list email accounts such as Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Hudgens and stealing naked or risqué photos - many of which ended up on a Parisian blogger's website, known as DeepAtSea.

DeepAtSea has since shut down his website and told RadarOnline.com via email: "Because since few weeks I had no more interest for the celebrities and it was the good moment to leave, no relation with FBI."

Said Tila: "The police told me to contact Google about it, but they don't list any numbers so I couldn't reach them.

"What I find really disturbing is that Google isn't more accessible in situations like this. A lot of celebrities use their services and you would think we would be able to contact them in emergencies."

The 29-year-old told RadarOnline.com that had she been able to reach someone when it happened, it would have prevented the hacking of many of the other celebrities involved.

"I had my ENTIRE life in that email, from my schedule to photos, legal agreements, bank statements, personal videos and extremely confidential personal information!" Tila said.

"I was pissed, scared and I had no idea who could actually help me. Not the police, not Google. It's ridiculous."

Tila, who has been known to be at the center of controversy, said she's just happy that she regained control of her account before anything too personal was leaked to the public.

"As big as Google is, you would think they'd have a better source of security software to protect people's personal privacy rights from being violated! The fact that they don't even have good customer support for situations like this is absurd!" Tila said.

"But, what's done is done."

The Shot at Love star told RadarOnline.com she plans on taking the offensive now and will be contacting the FBI to see if there's anything she can do to help catch the wrongdoers.

"Hopefully I can be of help to the FBI to put this guy and the rest of his crew in jail!!!!" Tila concluded.

Tila Tequila Tells -- 'My Email Was Hacked Too!'

2011-04-09T23:08:00.000-07:00

DeepAtSea has since shut down his website and told RadarOnline.com via email: "Because since few weeks I had no more interest for the celebrities and it was the good moment to leave, no relation with FBI."

Said Tila: "The police told me to contact Google about it, but they don't list any numbers so I couldn't reach them.

"What I find really disturbing is that Google isn't more accessible in situations like this. A lot of celebrities use their services and you would think we would be able to contact them in emergencies."

The 29-year-old told RadarOnline.com that had she been able to reach someone when it happened, it would have prevented the hacking of many of the other celebrities involved.

"I had my ENTIRE life in that email, from my schedule to photos, legal agreements, bank statements, personal videos and extremely confidential personal information!" Tila said.

"I was pissed, scared and I had no idea who could actually help me. Not the police, not Google. It's ridiculous."

Tila, who has been known to be at the center of controversy, said she's just happy that she regained control of her account before anything too personal was leaked to the public.

"As big as Google is, you would think they'd have a better source of security software to protect people's personal privacy rights from being violated! The fact that they don't even have good customer support for situations like this is absurd!" Tila said.

"But, what's done is done."

The Shot at Love star told RadarOnline.com she plans on taking the offensive now and will be contacting the FBI to see if there's anything she can do to help catch the wrongdoers.

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"Hopefully I can be of help to the FBI to put this guy and the rest of his crew in jail!!!!" Tila concluded.

The cyber-crooks are reported to have nude photos and videos of at least 50 female celebrities - which also includes Selena Gomez, Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield and Addison Timlin -- after they hacked into their cell phones and other devices to obtain the compromising images.

Tila Tequila Reveals Her ‘Dancing With The Stars’

2011-04-09T23:04:00.000-07:00

While some Dancing with the Stars contestants have two left feet — I’m looking at you, Kate Gosselin — there’s always at least one dancer with an edge on the competition. Last season it was Jennifer Grey, this season it’s Kendra Wilkinson, and NEXT season it might just be Tila Tequila! “People don’t know this about me, but growing up in Texas, I used to dance my butt off,” Tila tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. “I’m a natural dancer.”
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Tila says she’d love to do the show, “hopefully next season. … That would be really cool. I have rhythm and I love music. The music moves me, so I could definitely kill it on the show.”

You’ve got to admit she’d be great for ratings!

“I think people would tune in just to see,” she continues. “People have this perception of me, that I’m always controversial and crazy. They’ll tune in just to see what I do next.

Tila Tequila's Paranoid About Cameras

2011-04-09T23:02:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila is moving on with her life after her three-way Lesbian sex tape was released without her knowledge or permission, but she says the experience has left her paranoid about cameras.

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The reality star reveals that since only two other girls were in the video with her, she has a good idea who sold it to Vivid Entertainment, and she's not happy.

"Now because of that, these days I am so paranoid when I see someone take out even a digital camera when I'm around!" she tells RumorFix in an exclusive interview.

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"I'm always like, 'What are you doing with that camera? Are you filming something?' People think I'm crazy when I say that, but they have to understand that I have lost trust in everyone and I've learned my lesson," says Tila, who just released a music video on MTV.

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"Now every time I'm out with a group of people and I see someone whip out a camera, I ask them to turn it off. Ha Ha Ha," Tila tells us.

Tax Tips From Tila Tequila

2011-04-09T22:54:00.000-07:00

“oh and dont let me tell u about TAXES! Did you know that it is NOT a law that you HAVE TO PAY TAXES? Wow..hold up..droppin 2 much knowledge.”

Twitter ”tweet” from “professional bisexual” Tila Tequila

It’s that time of year–time to start the long and arduous process of assembling records for our accountants so they can prepare our tax returns. as I dug into my files, the first thing that caught my eye was their bill for last year–$500!

Tila Tequila

“That’s it,” I said to my wife. “I’ve had it up to here with the high cost of tax preparation professionals.”

“You’re not going to go back to doing them yourself on TurboTax, are you?” she asked.

“of course not,” I said. “Our taxes are complicated–we need to file in two different states.”

“but we only live in one.”

“I don’t make the rules.”

For people like me, who have to deal with our complicated tax laws every day, it’s easy to forget that the rebellion that led to the founding of this great nation was started by people who simply refused to pay oppressive taxes. I often pass by the old State House in Boston, where the phrase “no Taxation without Represenation” was shouted to an angry crowd, and never stop to think; what if I simply said “No”, as those courageous patriots did?

“Taxation without bisexuality is tyranny!”

And the worst part of it is, your typical C.P.A. is complicit in the government’s war against ordinary folks like you and me. without complicated tax codes at the local, state, and federal level, there’s no way they could justify those high three-figure prices. “you know,” I said to my wife, “You’re right.” I got up from the dinner table and grabbed the phone book.

“You’re right. We need a professional bisexual CPA!”

“what are you looking for?” she asked with a tone that registered surprise at my sudden air of determination.

“just you wait,” I said as I began to flip through the yellow pages. “Let’s see, bicycles, bidets, billboards, binoculars, bird and pet training–here we go, bisexuals!”

“why do we need a bisexual?”

“the guys at the office tell me that Tila Tequila, professional bisexual, is the nation’s most aggressive tax advisor.”

“I don’t want to get in trouble with the IRS.”

“Don’t you see,” I said, barely able to contain my burgeoning spirit of rebellion. “We’re never going to get out of this rat race–off the treadmill of paying ever-higher taxes–unless we get some creative suggestions from a professional bisexual tax advisor.”

“why are you itemizing? just deduct everything!”

“are you sure she’s a professional bisexual?”

Fair question. “Darling,” I said, “she wouldn’t be advertising unless she were a professional. And there’s no Bisexual Olympics coming up that she needs to maintain her amateur standing for.”

“I guess you’re right,” she said. “Well, why don’t you try and book an appointment.”

I scanned Tila’s ad. “I guess we don’t have to–we can simply follow her on Twitter.”

“What’s Twitter?”

“Twitter is a free social-messaging utility for staying connected in real time.”

“How does it work?”

“Well, you sign up to follow Tila, and she sends you ‘Tweets.’”

“what are Tweets?”

“Updates–photos–so you can see how much junk Tila’s got in her trunk. And advice, like which tax deductions are most likely to draw an IRS audit.”

“that doesn’t sound very professional to me,” my wife said, her left eyebrow arching upward in a little suspension bridge of skepticism.

“It’s how everybody markets themselves these days! Did you know Tila has over 200,000 followers world-wide?”

“Then she probably won’t have time for us.”

“There’s no way to know unless we try.”

“I am not depreciating these assets!”

I turned on my laptop and went to the Twitter home page, where I created an account and clicked on the “Find People” tab. It was the work of an instant to find nineteen different variations on “Tila Tequila.”

“this isn’t as easy as I thought,” I said. My wife looked over my shoulder and pointed at my computer screen the way people always do in advertisements.

“Yep–that’s a computer you’ve got in front of you there.”

“I’d say try the one called ‘OfficialTila’.”

“okay.”

I signed up to “follow” OfficialTila, and instantly I was presented with a broad array of video clips and messages detailing Tila’s struggle to gain weight (currently 92 lbs., she’d like to be at 100), her mastery of bawdy epithets, and her 2010 Tax Preparation Guide.

“It’s your choice: hire a dweeby accountant, or follow Tila on Twitter.”

”see,” I said, and I allowed myself just a second’s worth of smug self-satisfaction. “We don’t need an expensive accountant. Tila’s Tweets are free!”

“I wasn’t doubting you, sweetie,” my wife said. “It’s just that . . . “

“what?”

“Well, getting tax advice from the hostess of Pants-Off Dance-Off is a little unconventional, wouldn’t you say?”

“you know,” I said, as patiently and temperately as I could, “it’s the accounting profession’s own fault. they have built-in conflicts between the audit side and their consulting businesses.”

“And Tila doesn’t?”

“no way. She’s focused solely on tax advice–she doesn’t provide AICPA audit, review or compilation services.”

My wife leaned back and exhaled. “you know, I’ve been wondering if my Pilates classes are deductible,” she said.

“I don’t think so, but why don’t we check with Tila?”

I scrolled down Tila’s Tweets–”who keeps it THE REALEST,” “ONE MORE PIC OK–LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL,” “Deductibility of PERSONAL training, Pilates and spinning class expenses against ordinary income.”

“I think I found something.”

“let me see,” my wife said, as she sat down next to me.

“Right here,” I said, as I pointed to the Tweet, which read “Don’t you be doin’ no Pilates if you want a honkin’ donk, girlfriend.”

“What’s a donk?” my wife asked.

“‘Donk’ is shorthand for ‘ba-donka-donk’, an Ebonics expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind.”

I Kid you Not Dept.: A Ba-Donka-Donk computer mouse.

“that doesn’t answer my question.”

“Hmm–let’s see. She’s also issued a TTASB Exposure Draft . . .”

“What’s that?”

“A Tila Tequila Accounting Standards Board conceptual framework for dealing with a particular tax issue.”

“so what does it say?”

“It says that it is not the law that you have to pay taxes!”

“Wow–that’s great!”

“so deductibility is irrelevant.”

I put my arm around my wife. “you know maybe–just maybe–if we scrimp and save all those taxes we’ve been paying, we’ll be able to afford a vacation home some day.”

“that would be nice,” she said dreamily. “I don’t know why we never consulted with Tila before,” she added.

“oh yes you do,” I replied, not letting her off the hook.

“why?”

“you cancelled my subscription to Maxim, the international men’s magazine with the revealing pictorials!”

Aniston, Tequila provide comedy gold

2011-04-09T22:51:00.000-07:00

WHAT happens when you put a little-known reality star such as Tila Tequila together with a mega movie star like Jennifer Aniston?

Well, put them between two ferns, and throw in Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover), and you get comedy gold.

Galifianakis, as host of funny or die, shows why he's the master of awkward moments.

In a previous clip with Natalie Portman, he asked for her phone number. She said no.

But the clip with Aniston and Tequila - which has garnered more than two million views - surpasses all the others in the series.

Galifianakis pits the two women against each other, favouring Singapore- born Tequila and agitating Aniston.

When Aniston prepares to leave, he says he has another question.

"What is it?" she says.

"Oh, it's for Tila," he replies.

The clip ends with Aniston calling Galifianakis "fat".

'Nuff said.

Watch the video here:http://forums.asiaone.com/showthread.php?t=37654

MySpace ‘Queen’ Tila Tequila

2011-04-09T22:48:00.000-07:00

Her testimony was posted last week on her popular MySpace blog in reaction to conservative Christian comments opposing the upcoming show – “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” – where she stars with 32 straight men and lesbians who compete to impress her.

Although acknowledging that the show would raise controversy, she wrote, “I just want to say that I am truly blessed to have had an opportunity to share with the world and teach the world that it is OK to be who you are! Gay or not! So thank you MTV for giving me this opportunity.”

Tequila, whose real last name is Nguyen, has some 2 million “friends” on MySpace, making her the most popular girl in the social network’s history and earning her the label “queen of MySpace.” She’s also dubbed the “Madonna of MySpace” as she built her celebrity status online with racy photos and videos, Tila merchandise and album singles.

But the popular 25-year-old entertainer whose online friends keep growing was once down a lonely path, with no love or support from anyone, as she described on her blog.

“Growing up, I felt like I had no one to turn to in times of need, who would be there for me with open arms without judgment when I felt hopeless,” Tequila wrote. “I lived in a lonely shattered world and tried to commit suicide quite a few times from a very young and tender age starting at 11 [years] to 22 years of age.

“I want more Christian news!”

“That is until I made amends with God,” she added.

Tequila said she didn’t meet God in a church, which she had avoided going to with her “‘gay’ problems.” and she didn’t meet the God worshipped by churches that preached condemnation. Instead, she said she made amends with “the God that I can feel and hear in my own heart.”

“This is what saved my life,” she wrote.

“I stopped feeling bad about myself because I was told that I was a ‘bad’ person for whatever reasons and opinions,” Tequila explained. “That’s when I turned my life around. I accepted me for who I am in all my glory. I accepted the fact that God would love me as long as my heart is good.”

With that, she blasted churches for “bashing” on the gay community.

“The church should understand that they have a higher responsibility to teach the youth about unconditional love, and how we can spread the love, not why being gay is a bad thing,” she wrote.

If churches don’t spread the love, Tequila says she will.

“[N]ow that I’ve endured all of that pain, maybe God put me on this path so that I would be able to share with everyone else who may be going through the same things?”

Her comments come as an overwhelming majority of the American public, Christians and non-Christians alike, believe present-day Christianity is “anti-homosexual,” as revealed by a recent Barna Group poll.

“As the research probed this perception, non-Christians and Christians explained that beyond their recognition that Christians oppose homosexuality, they believe that Christians show excessive contempt and unloving attitudes towards gays and lesbians,” the Barna report stated

Young Christians largely criticize the Church, saying it has made homosexuality a “bigger sin” than anything else and that the Church has not helped them apply the biblical teaching on homosexuality to their friendships with gays and lesbians.

“In a perfect world, God would have the churches teach us how to love one another, no matter who, what, when and where,” stated Tequila on her blog.

Despite widely held negative views against Christianity, more churches are learning to look beyond the sin of homosexuality and to love the homosexual.

Last week, gay rights advocates of Equality Florida staged a protest in front of Bell Shoals Baptist Church in Brandon, Fla., opposing a meeting held at the church that they said encouraged bigotry to gays. but the church’s lead pastor, the Rev. Forrest Pollock, and its members stood by proclaiming that they love the protestors, including gays and lesbians, and invited them to attend church services.

Tim Wilkins, president of Cross Ministry and a former homosexual, says more evangelicals are becoming proactive in reaching out to homosexuals. Wilkins speaks at churches and schools equipping Christians to disciple homosexual persons. while the church has the responsibility to proclaim the message that homosexual behavior is a sin, he stresses the greater need to speak the truth in love and to share the redemptive message of Christ with homosexuals.

As Dr. Rick Martin, pastor at Jesus Is Lord Ministries – a professional Christian counseling service – puts it: “Jesus forgave. Jesus accepted people (not necessarily their actions/behaviors). Jesus interacted with ‘tax gatherers and sinners.’”

Martin further pointed to the Scriptures for instruction on what to do regarding the sins of others, citing Galatians 6:1.

”Brethren, even if anyone is caught in any trespass, you who are spiritual, restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness; looking to yourself, so that you too will not be tempted,” he said, according to the Lansing State Journal.

As for Tila Tequila, the “queen of MySpace” says she’s thankful she found God and has come off the lonely path.

“All I know is that I just want to love and be loved. I don’t care what color your skin is or what your gender is. Love is just love and it is a beautiful thing we should all be able to experience!” she wrote.

2011-04-09T22:45:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila Offers to Be Charlie Sheen's Goddess

2011-03-17T20:34:00.000-07:00

Spencer Pratt apparently isn't the only reality star who wants to be associated with Charlie Sheen. TV personality Tila Tequila has recently told Hollywood Life that she would be happy to be one of the troubled star's "goddesses", saying "I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can."

The 29-year-old, who has appeared in such men's magazines as Maxim and Penthouse, further gushed that she will be the only one the former star of "Two and a Half Men" would ever need. "He won't need anyone else around. There'd only be one goddess," she said. "I could show Chucky a good time - but also help him out."

On what she could do for Charlie, Tila shared, "I think what he doesn't realize is that people aren't laughing with him - they are laughing at him. So while he's a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he's feeding off of is all wrong."

Earlier this month, reality TV star Spencer has offered to work as Charlie's new publicist for free. He at the time told TMZ, "I want to be Charlie Sheen's new publicist... I am offering to be his media point man and that I have great contacts with media outlets and will work for free just to be part of his winning team."

Charlie has yet to comment on both offers, but recently blasted his former "Men" co-star Jon Cryer for keeping quiet. To E! News, the 45-year-old claimed, "Jon has not called me." He added, "He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll. He issued a statement. Is it going to take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"

Asked how will he react if Jon contacts him now, the ex-husband of Denise Richards said, "I'll tell him, 'You're a little late. Goodbye troll.' " He went on, "When I'm starring in multi-million dollar films and he's begging me for a supporting role, I'll say, 'You left me out in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity.' "

Tila Tequila Exclusive Interview

2011-03-17T20:32:00.000-07:00

The outrageous starlet offers her words of wisdom for ‘Chucky’ in his period of insanity.

The whole world may be enjoying Charlie Sheen’s bizarre media frenzy, but who would actually be willing to join his three-ring circus? Enter Tila Tequila. The nocturnal starlet tells HollywoodLife.com that she’d gladly fill in as one of Charlie’s “goddesses.” In fact, she’d be the only he’d ever need. “I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around.

There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”

As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.

“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him,” Tila says. “So while he’s a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong.”

I’d love to see what kind of magic Tila could work over Charlie’s life — but until then, I’ll have to settle for getting my Tila fix through her new music video. “Walking On Thin Ice” premieres March 10 on MTV, and Tila tells us we’ll be surprised to see how “vulnerable” it makes her look.

Tila Tequila Wants To Be Charlie Sheen’s Goddess!

2011-03-17T20:29:00.000-07:00

Charlie Sheen is on a wickedly disturbing media blitz….and guess who wants to join him on the “Winning” team, duh!

Apparently, Tila Tequila, who is obviously famous for nothing noteworthy, wants to jump on the Tiger Blood gravy train. Ugh. This midget troll will try to attach herself to just about anything, won’t she?

Listen Charlie, SHE’S A TROLL! Don’t do it!

Tila says that she wants to be known as one of Charlie’s goddesses. Actually, she wants to be the only goddess in his life.

That way, she can suck the life right out of him just like she allegedly did with Casey Johnson. Poor deceased Casey, who was mourned by this idiot who planted herself on a tree and smiling like a moron for the paparazzi. I mean, seriously, isn’t Charlie bad off enough that she doesn’t need to be added into the mix?

Also using Charlie for publicity points are Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag. Last week, Paris tweeted a friendly message to Charlie, saying, “@CharlieSheen Hey Neighbor, I think I might have #Tigerblood ;) and I’m definitely #Winning! Huge! Can’t wait to see #Sheen’s-Korner”

Heidi battled reports that she’s joining the new cast of Celebrity Rehab, by tweeting a message to Charlie. She said, “Tabloids said I was on #celebrityrehab? If I ever need rehab (I don’t), you’ll find me at #sobervalleylodge with @charliesheen yo!”

Exclusive: Tila Tequila Breaks Silence

2011-03-17T20:28:00.000-07:00

Reality star Tila Tequila talks for the first time about her Lesbian three-way sex tape with RumorFix, saying "It was just meant to be a fun video with some hot girls."

The openly-bisexual star, who gained fame by having the most friends on MySpace, tried to stop Vivid from releasing the DVD that was sold by an unidentified person.

Vivid gave her a chance to prevent the sale of her sex tape -- she could buy it back for nearly $1 million -- the amount of money they expected to make in sales. "I can't afford to pay a million dollars, especially not for a tape that is mine to begin with. It's ridiculous."

While Tila isn't ashamed of the tape, she says it doesn't define her. "I don't have a problem admitting that I'm a sexual person. I enjoy a good time, but no this doesn't define me."

Tila's rep tells us that she's not benefiting financially from Tila Tequila Uncorked, and that she couldn't be busier.

Tila Tequila prepares for release of ‘Walking on Thin Ice’ video Continue reading on Examiner.com: Tila Tequila prepares for release of ‘Walking on T

2011-03-17T20:26:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila’s new music video ‘Walking on Thin Ice’ is about to premiere on MTV, so on Wednesday, she spoke with RadarOnline.com about the subject of the song -- domestic violence.

“This song wasn’t easy for me to record because it was during a time when my life was complicated and I was emotionally drained,” she told the online tabloid.

To see photos of Tila Tequila, click here and here.

The new single is from Tequila’s 2010 EP, ‘Welcome to the Darkside.’

“The video was created in a way where the woman isn’t just a victim, she is also a survivor,” Tequila, 29, said. “I want women to see that you can get out of abusive relationships and hopefully do it before something horrible happens to you or your partner.”

She also noted that the video does not “glorify abuse,” but instead promotes “change and strength.”

According to Radar, Tequila’s video for ‘Walking on Thin Ice’ is slated to air Thursday, Mar. 10.

Behind The Scenes Of Tila Tequila's New Music Video

2011-03-17T20:24:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila is one day away from premiering her music video for Walking On Thin Ice, but only RadarOnline.com has obtained exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from her shoot.

“This song wasn’t easy for me to record because it was during a time when my life was complicated and I was emotionally drained,” Tila told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

PHOTOS: Tila Tequila's Wildest Red Carpet Outfits

“The video was created in a way where the woman isn’t just a victim, she is also a survivor.”

The 29-year-old released an EP titled Welcome to the Darkside in May 2010 that is available on iTunes, but this is her first music video off the album.

PHOTOS: Tila Tequila Hosts A Night at Hustler Club

Music is just one facet of the entertainment industry Tila is exploring. The entrepreneur told RadarOnline.com that now she’s really focused on her acting career – and even filmed a skit with A-lister Jennifer Aniston earlier this year!

“I want women to see that you can get out of abusive relationships and hopefully do it before something horrible happens to you or your partner,” Tila said.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Tila Tequila Went Topless During Concert Attack - Rocks, Beer, Bottles & Boobs

“I am hoping people can see that this video doesn’t promote or glorify abuse, in fact, it is promoting change and strength.”

Tila’s video will be airing in full on MTV.com Thursday, March 10.

Mark Williams-Washington has Tila Tequila video dropping on MTV

2011-03-17T20:21:00.000-07:00

Last year I reported about the LA successes of Mark Williams-Washington, who grew up in Syracuse.

Williams-Washington has spent a decade on the left coast, making contacts and making his way in the fashion industry and music production world.

He sent a message from his LaMarck Films company that a video he worked on for Tila Tequila will drop Thursday, March 10, on MTV.

It's titled "Walking on Thin Ice."

Tequila blogs about the video on her site.

Here's a sampling of the 2010 interview:

You wear many hats in the industry in LA. What's your favorite job?

I probably would have to say directing, because it allows me to pretty much do everything I've been doing since I was a little kid. It allows me to sign the people to do the video, to do the fashion, have my clothes in the video and to do shooting. It's kind of a three-in-one deal.

Your bio says you're working on a project about your marriage, a documentary about Tupac Shakur and a documentary about reality TV. Are you really working on three film projects at once?

Yes. It gets a little crazy sometimes. Everybody tells me, why don't you do one thing at a time? I don't know if that's possible for creative people.

We have a team. Having a team definitely helps when you have the tendency to be a scatterbrain. Pre-production, we have seven. When we're shooting, we staff up to 15.

Tila Tequila’s new song sucks!

2011-03-17T20:19:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila released a new song called Walking On Thin Ice yesterday and our ears are still trying to recover. Ugh. It’s really sad that she’s wasting all of the money that she made from selling off her sex tape to Vivid Entertainment — in an attempt at having a music career. Poor thing, no one told her that trolls can’t sing — just ask Charlie Sheen!

Tila commented on the video, saying, “This song wasn’t easy for me to record because it was during a time when my life was complicated and I was emotionally drained.”

She went on to reveal, “The video was created in a way where the woman isn’t just a victim, she is also a survivor. I want women to see that you can get out of abusive relationships and hopefully do it before something horrible happens to you or your partner. I am hoping people can see that this video doesn’t promote or glorify abuse, in fact, it is promoting change and strength.”

Umm, no, just NO. And here we didn’t think it was possible for anyone to sound worse than Kim Kardashian’s debut song…. People: Money does NOT equal good music!!!

I would imagine some people might get the message of anti-abuse if they can sit through the mind numbing noise of her singing. You’ve been warned!

Tila Tequila Still Can’t Sing

2011-03-17T20:13:00.000-07:00

Well folks, it looks like the day I’ve been dreading since I started working for Allie is Wired has finally come. Oh Crap!

Miss Tila Tequila, the ‘skank of all media’ has released her new music video. Oh gawd, just kill me now!

Yeah, it’s pretty bad. And no, she can’t sing… well, at least not well.

How is it that people are giving her so many opportunities to break into the business? It’s not as though she actually succeeds in anything she attempts.

She didn’t manage to find love on that reality show she did, fail. She didn’t break out as the next greatest porn star, double fail…

She tried to give us a run for our money by becoming a celebrity blogger… triple fail!

Girl, just give it up already. You’re beginning to remind me of some other desperate celebrity wannabes. Do the names Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ring any bells???
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Tila Tequila Wants Charlie Sheen, Vanessa Hudgens Has Legs and Melissa Joan Hart’s Stock as Dropped

2011-03-17T20:09:00.000-07:00

This is supposed to be hot but it’s really just a letdown.

* Why Dr. Dre is always pimping his headphones. [Bossip]
* Tila Tequila wants to be Charlie Sheen’s only goddess. Good luck with that. [The Superficial]

* Mel B has her own workout DVD but it sounds like a lot of work. I think I’ll just get a sandwich instead. [Lainey]
* Vanessa Hudgens flashes a lot of legs for her new movie. [Celebuzz]
* Charlie Sheen’s insanity got him a comic book. [Popeater]
* Abbie Cornish and Bradley Cooper hit up the Limitless premiere. [MoeJackson]
* Brangelina’s kids have now turned violent. [Celebitchy]
* Romanian singer Inna is topless in FHM. [GCeleb]
* NYT’s gang rape article in attempt to provide context implies the 11 year old victim asked for it. Oh and by gang raped I mean gang raped by 18 men. Holy crap. Yea, I’m sure she was asking for it. 11-year-olds and 20-somethings are all whores. [The Frisky]
* So Jennifer Love Hewitt has resigned herself to being alone for the rest of her life already? [Yeeeah]
* Carla Gugino and Rosario Dawson walk into a bar. That’s about it. [AB]
* Melissa Joan Hart has been reduced to promoting National Breakfast Day. [EvilBeet]
* Zach Galifianakis will be on SNL. Applause please. [TDW]

Tila Tequila - Defining Moments

2011-03-17T20:07:00.000-07:00

Reality TV star Tila Tequila says her defining moment lasted for 365 days. "2010 was a really bad year for me," she tells PopEater. "When you are at the bottom, you can't go any lower but up. I think it was the moment when you become honest with yourself and say 'You need to slow down a little bit.' And that's what really helped my career. I laid low with the media. I took time off. I spent some quality time with friends and family." She also got sober

"Sometimes you've got to have balance 'cause sometimes Hollywood is really crazy. It made me a different person. It made me feel like the girl last year -- even though it was only last year, I feel like that is so millions of years ago." She also looks a million years removed from the Tequila who spent time in our offices last summer.

"I feel so different. I feel like a new woman. I'm very happy these days and I haven't felt this good in so long. I'm less selfish these days. I'm more into other people. I'm stopping to enjoy the simple things in life. Stop and smell the roses," Tequila says. "I actually plant roses now! I'm just trying to enjoy every moment."

"It's okay to be vulnerable," she says. "It's okay to not always be tough and strong and be this tough girl who doesn't care and I think that really helped me. So that's why my defining moment was 2010. It was my defining year. I feel like such a different woman today. I used to say a girl but I actually feel like a woman. It's not about pleasing others and trying to fit in. I just feel like I'm doing this for me now."

Are they just sexing up their fame?

2011-03-17T20:00:00.000-07:00

They pose nude for their girlfriends, film themselves having sex in what they think is their private space, but someone always invades their privacy, leaving them with regrets of ever doing the naked deeds.

On Monday, rumours littered the web claiming that R&B singer Usher Raymond is in the ruckus over a leaked sex tape that allegedly features his ex-wife, Tameka, Foster. According to gossip site TMZ, they were offered a tape which allegedly shows Usher in bed with his ex.

Although the father of two boys had separated from their mother in 2009, the tape is only coming out now and he has said nothing to deny or confirm these rumours.

The site also claims that the tape could be one of the things worth more than $1m (R7m) that were stolen from the 32-year-old singer’s car, when it was broken into in 2009.

But Raymond is not the only star who has done the deed and got caught. Critics even claim that celebrities want the tapes to leak out to boost their profiles in the press to encourage fans to buy their latest albums or see their new movie.

Here are some of the celebrity sex tapes that have appeared on the net:

Former Springbok Joost van der Westhuizen holds the trophy locally for his scandalous sex tape that was leaked to Heat magazine in February 2009. In the video he was seen sitting in his underwear while he frolicked with a blonde girl, who had a camera in her bag, as they were seen snorting a white substance. Although he denied being in the video, he later admitted in his book that it was him.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton’s sex tape, which was later sold under the dubious title One Night in Paris, made the rounds in 2004, three years after it was filmed, featuring her then boyfriend Rick Salomon. Later, when Hilton reportedly said she was “out of it and didn’t know what she was doing”, Salomon sued her for defamation of character.

Kendra Wilkinson of Girls Of The Playboy Mansion tried to block her sex tape from distribution last year but it soon made it on to the internet. The tape was shot in 2003 and showed the 18 year old before she had breast implants.

Better known as Austin Powers’s Mini-Me than as a sex god, Verne Troyer’s tape was released in June 2008, which he had shot with his live-in girlfriend, Ranae Shrinder. They had filmed it during the Easter holidays at the Raffles L’Ermitage hotel. Troyer never saw this coming – his girlfriend leaked it to TMZ when they broke up.

Brothers and Sisters actor Rob Lowe started filming himself having sex earlier than most celebrity stars. His sex tape shot in the 1980s almost got him into trouble because it was with two girls, one of whom was underage.

Reality TV star Tila Tequila’s sex tapes were marketed by adult film company Vivid Entertainment and showed her having intercourse with other women.

Reality star Kim Kardashian has many ways of raking in cash, one being suing Vivid Entertainment for $5m for having distributed a sex tape of her and her then boyfriend singer Ray J. The two dated in 2007 and filmed themselves doing the deed when it leaked; Kardashian ended up settling out of court and bagged the millions for herself.

Actor Collin Farrell and Nicole Narain have a 13-minute sex tape, and the actor confirmed it by getting a court order to block people from selling it. But copies of the tape surfaced on the internet in January 2006.

Actress Pamela Anderson has a honeymoon sex tape of her with her then husband, rocker Tommy Lee. Anderson and Poison band member Bret Michaels’s sex tape was released in 2005.

Was it a publicity stunt, were the tapes genuinely stolen or were they leaked by the stars’ lovers? Only the stars really know – we hope it’s not a PR stunt.

Tila Tequila Uncorked To Be Released By Vivid

2011-02-03T19:00:00.000-08:00

3 February, 2011 - Well color me surprised that Tila Tequila’s girl on girl sex tape that Tila denied venomously existed, actually does exist. Celeb Dirty Laundry

actually posted the proof of its existence yesterday when we were able to see a copy of it. I am still getting over it, we posted some leaked pictures from the tape. We got to see it because apparently the tape was jacked by Pornhub and posted on the internet for all to see. Nevertheless, Vivid Entertainment will be releasing ‘Tila Tequila Uncorked.’ The tape will feature Tila with not one woman but three women. I guess when Tila denied what she meant was they were not giving her enough $$$$ yet.

Vivid has this to say about the tape:

“There is enormous interest in this sexy and controversial celebrity, so when we were offered footage of her with two of her girlfriends, we acted immediately,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila’s sexual appetite is like her life style — she holds nothing back. It should be noted that there’s been a fake Tila Tequila sex tape out there for years, but I can assure you that ours is totally authentic.”

Vivid implies that the tape that is being leaked by Pornhub is fake. It looked pretty real and nasty to me – but what do I know. I guess they want to make sure that people still buy their version. One thing for sure this is all about the $$

Tila Tequila Wants More Publicity For Casey Johnson’s Death
At the time of her fiancee, Casey Johnson’s untimely death, Tila Tequila wanted us all to believe that she was in mourning. So she did what anyone else in her situation would do — grieve. Ha! Just kidding, this is Tila Tequila we’re talking about.

Just three days after Casey died, she planted herself on a tree outside and posed for some wacky looking paparazzi shots. Because that’s just what one does when someone close to them dies.

Still, a year later, Tila wants you to know that she cares (about publicity, of course). She says that she’s still heartbroken over her loss. She said, “I keep her close to my heart. Nobody needs to further exploit her and how I feel about her.”

Of course, except her. She takes care of all of the exploitation that this story can handle, all on her own.

'Real' Tila Tequila All-Girl Tape to Be Released Next Month

2011-02-03T18:47:00.000-08:00

L.A. porn-maker Vivid announced Monday that it has "acquired" a Tila Tequila all-girl sex tape and will release it on Valentine's Day.

The big question here, of course, is do you care?

It's been more than a year since Tequila's spat with San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman made national headlines. Since then her typeface has become decidedly less bold.

Still, a Vivid Entertainment statement tries to tantalize:

The video, Tila Tequila Uncorked, is billed as the "first ever all-girl threesome celebrity sex tape" (starring someone who's about as about as relevant as the MySpace page that launched her to stardom).

(Note how the title plays off the title of her MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila).

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch:

"There is enormous interest in this sexy and controversial celebrity, so when we were offered footage of her with two of her girlfriends, we acted immediately. Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila's sexual appetite is like her life style -- she holds nothing back."

Hirsch notes that there is a "fake" Tequila video out there, but that this is the real thing.

Tila Tequila on "Shi*t my Dad Says"

2011-02-03T18:45:00.000-08:00

Tila Tequila or now known as "Miss Tila" made her return to reality television the other day,

It wasn't all that big of a part, but in attempt to change her life around It was refreshing to see her make such a big step.

Tequila guest starred along-side Tv-Legend William Shatner on the CBS show "Sh*t my Dad Says" created by Justin Halpern. Tila played the role of "Ting Ting" the wife of a wealthy man.

Her role as "Ting Ting" was the first time she ever appeared on television as anyone other than herself. Her other noted appearances include "A shot at Love"

Tila Tequila Sobers Up and Turns Over New Leaf

2011-02-03T18:44:00.000-08:00

Former reality star Tila Tequila has had her fair share of ups and downs over the years, but she is sober and ready to start over, according to RadarOnline.

Thanks to her doctor and therapist, the star was able to overcome her addictions and emotional issues during what she said was the lowest point in her life.

"When you need help, you don't realize it. Last year, I was going through a really tough time," Tila said. "I needed help ... I was in denial."

After noticeable scars and marks on her wrists were reported in the press, the star claimed she woke up with blood gushing down her arms from cuts made by her alter-ego, "Jane."

"That's when I realized, OK, I have a problem," Tila said.

Her emotional struggles came on top of the death of her reported fiancee, Casey Johnson, early last year and various pregnancy claims.

"I have my doctor and my therapist and throughout all of last year I went constantly," she said. "I got sober."

And with her new sobriety comes a new name. She's ditching her "Tequila" moniker -- made famous on MTV's 'A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila' -- for something a little more normal.

She plans to legally change her last name to "Wynn," which is variation of the pronunciation of her given name, Nguyen.

And she even returned to TV with a guest appearance on the CBS comedy '$#*! My Dad Says,' according to TV Guide. The episode airs Thursday, Jan. 27 at 8PM.

Tila Tequila Sober, Wants to Cover Up More

2011-02-03T18:42:00.000-08:00

January 25, 2011 11:10 AM EST

Well, isn't this a change from the Tila Tequila we've come to know! The former reality TV star and singer claims that she's sober and wants to change some surprising aspects of her life as a result.

It seems that the 29-year-old has finally seen the light and is ready to turn her life around. She admits that she needed help and she had been in denial for some time before realizing this fact.

Tila calls 2010 the lowest point in her life. This also was when she struggled to come to terms with things that she had been dealing with in various ways. One of the apparent ways she sought to get out of life's troubles was through possible self inflicted injuries and a suicide attempt, which was blamed on an altar ego named "Jane." Tila Tequila sought help shortly after the "Jane" incident. "That's when I realized, ok, I have a problem," Tila told RadarOnline.com.

She now claims to be sober and clean and wants to get her life back together. "I'm really happy these days. I never ever want to go back to that dark place where I was last year."

In addition, she's started to wear a new style of clothing, which covers her up better. She's hoping to start on an acting career as part of her new outlook on life. It seems that we might be seeing the beginnings of a respectable woman emerge from Tila's former shell.

"I actually want to cover up more and I don't want to show too much cleavage," Tila said. "I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. The girl last year... I feel like that girl is so far away. I feel like she's dead."

Hopefully that girl she was is dead because it's not an easy road to recovery, and it's equally as difficult to stay on the right track. She must feel really alive now that she's better and seems to be taking better care of herself both physically and spiritually. With some luck, she'll keep this new persona and she'll succeed in life.

Do you think she will stay clean, or is it just a matter of time before she goes back to her old ways?

Reality star Tila Tequila to make guest appearance on...

2011-02-03T18:40:00.000-08:00

Reality star Tila Tequila is set to make a guest appearance on the TV show $#*! My Dad Says.

The 29-year-old will play the role of Ting Ting, the wife of a wealthy man, in the CBS sitcom.

A rep has confirmed that she will appear in an episode called Ed Goes To Court, which will be broadcast this Thursday.

The former model and singer has appeared in a number of reality shows including MTV’s dating show A Shot At Love, but her role on the CBS show will be the first time she has not played herself.

The show is based on the Twitter feed S*** My Dad Says, which was created by Justin Halpern, and also stars William Shatner.

Dave Navarro Blows Off Tila Tequila Rumors

2011-02-03T18:38:00.000-08:00

We're not sure where E! got their latest couple alert from, but clearly they made no effort to fact check any portion of their story. The entertainment news outlet claims that our friend Dave Navarro is hooking up with Tila Tequila.

"She's been dating him for about six months, and it's pretty hot and heavy," the insider says. "They're both serious, but she is way, way into him and stays at his place all the time."

RumorFix knows this story is complete bullsh*t because we caught up with Tila last month and caught her swapping spit with a companion not named Dave Navarro. We guess if that's not enough evidence, there's also this bit from the Jane's Addiction rocker who came directly to RumorFix to set the record straight.

"Guys ... Fix this Tila story will ya? Sure, I know Tila ... However, I haven't seen her in months and we certainly aren't dating. The accusation is just as unfair to her as it is to me."

And with that, here's another rumor fixed!

Tila Tequila and Dave Navarro

2011-02-03T18:36:00.000-08:00

Bisexual reality fixture/attention-monger Tila Tequila has found love with rocker Dave Navarro.

The 29-year-old A Shot at Love star and Carmen Electra's ex-hubby have been dating on the down low for about six months now, with her sleeping at his Hollywood pad most nights and telling friends the two are "in love."

So how'd this hookup happen?

Tila, who knew Navarro for a while, first hooked up with the former Jane's Addiction guitarist six months ago, and the duo got serious fast, a source tells E! News.

"She's been dating him for about six months, and it's pretty hot and heavy," the insder says. "They're both serious, but she is way, way into him and stays at his place all the time."

Tila was previously linked to deceased heiress Casey Johnson, whom she called her fiancée, and in 2009 she was hospitalized after an alleged altercation with her boyfriend at the time, former San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman.

"Because of the post-traumatic stress that I have suffered from that incident, and the tremendous amount of pressure from media scrutiny, I finally had a meltdown," she explained at the time.

Tila then sought medical attention to put her life back together. Let's hope this relationship is a little less rocky.

Tila Tequila Talks Dave Navarro and Name Change

2011-02-03T18:34:00.000-08:00

After going through a turbulent last couple of years, Tila Tequila is making a lot of much needed changes in her life.

Her new head-to-toe look was the first thing the PopStop TV team noticed when the reality show star stepped onto the red carpet at Daniel DiCriscio's Black 'n' Blonde Birthday party at Bardot in Hollywood.

She went from being a scantily-clad blonde to a classier version of herself with dark hair, a modest dress and a pearl necklace.

"Blonde's have more fun but brunettes get more jobs." Tila said about her new hair.

Her theory seems to be working for her. She recently scored a guest appearance on CBS's hit show $#*! My Dad Says where she plays the wife of a (very) elderly man.

She's also ditching her stage name 'Tila Tequila' for a more subtle 'Tila Wynn.'

"Tequila had blonde hair and I'm not that girl."

Aside from the physical changes, Tila told PopStop TV's Dena Kalil that she's turning her life around after a rough year.

"Last year I went through a lot of emotional things. Once you hit rock bottom, you can't go anywhere else but up. I hung in there and now everything is going really great for me."

Oh, and we couldn't help but ask her to finally settle the rumor that's been circulating Tinsel Town lately. Is she really dating Dave Navarro?

Tila Tequila Won’t Die and Padma Lakshmi Slept Around

2011-02-03T18:30:00.000-08:00

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American Idol producers are very good at manipulating viewers. They brought in a guy whose fiancee is brain-damaged. It would have been great if he sucked. [Popeater]

# You can’t get rid of Tila Tequila. Shawn Merriman failed to kill her and so did the Juggalos. Now she’s going to be on $#*! My Dad Says. [The Superficial]
# Here’s Willow Smith doing a shoot for Vanity Fair. How she got famous, I’ll never know. [Celebuzz]
# Padma Lakshmi wasn’t sure which billionaire was the father of her baby. Things just got interesting. [Bossip]
# Paris Hilton’s boyfriend could do four years in jail. Paris to patiently wait for his return. *Stifles laugh* [Celebslam]
# John Travolta had dinner with John Gotti Jr. Someone is about to get whacked. In the butt. [Celebitchy]
# Cheryl Burke was sexually abused by a retired mailman from the Bay Area. Okay, yikes. [CNW]
# Celebs get cold too. See? They can feel! [College Candy]
# Heidi Klum will write an advice column for Aol. First piece of advice? Stop being so ugly. [Daily Stab]
# Not sure why Holly Madison still gets invited to premieres. But, here you go. [Hollywood Rag]
# Diane Kruger in a backless dress at the Vogue Dinner. [MoeJackson]
# Good news. Cherly Cole got a tramp stamp, the international symbol for “girl who likes to have a good time.” [StarPulse]
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Tila Tequila Gets Sex Tape Rights from Former Boyfriend

2011-02-03T18:26:00.000-08:00

Realty TV star Tila Tequila of MTV's A Shot at Love fame says she has secured the rights to a sex tape shot with a former boyfriend, so no one will be able to view the very intimate footage.

According to a report from RadarOnline, Tequila is beyond relieved that the footage on the tape won't surface. It was made years ago with a former boyfriend named Francis Ten, and it seems he had already made an attempt at selling the tape back to her in a blackmail-style scheme. His asking price was $75,000.

Jordan Bromley is the attorney Tila Tequila retained to help secure the rights to the sex tape. He confirms that a settlement was made and that Tequila now owns all rights to that tape.

"Tila Tequila has secured all rights to the video made with a former boyfriend. We were gratified to resolve this matter and Tila is very happy with the result," he tells RadarOnline.

Wouldn't it seem like there might be a moral to this story? Perhaps one shouldn't be shooting sex tapes if one doesn't want them later publicized. Of course if Tila Tequila wasn't in the limelight back in 2004 when the tape was made, it might have been done all in fun, but a little foresight might have been a good thing. Then on the other hand is the notion that Tequila isn't exactly known for her upstanding moral character. Even the judge had something to say with regard to that the first time she tried securing the tape's rights.

"Tila exploits her sexuality," the judge said.

Alas, Tila Tequila now has the rights to her sex tape--at least the one made with Francis Ten. Another question is brought to mind, however, when considering this entire situation.

Could this really be the only sex tape of Tila Tequila in existence? Probably not.

Tequila Chased with Shatner

2011-02-03T18:21:00.000-08:00

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Tila Tequila Receives Two Tickets for Motoring Offenses

2010-08-11T19:01:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila had a brush with the law on Thursday, August 5 - and ended up with two tickets for motoring offenses.

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The reality TV star's blue Lamborghini sports car was pulled over by cops in Santa Barbara, California in the early hours of Thursday morning.

Amazed onlookers watched as officers issued her with two tickets - one for driving in the wrong direction down a one-way street and another because her passenger was not wearing a seatbelt. Footage of the incident posted on TMZ.com shows Tequila was lucky not to be caught out for a third time - as she pulled away from the scene she appeared to drive through a red light.

Tequila has endured a turbulent few months following the death of her partner Casey Johnson in December 2009 - she injured herself in a fall at her Los Angeles home and alleged she suffered a miscarriage. Also, she shocked fans with a disturbing online rant in which she claims to have "sliced up" her arms and legs with "knives" and insists she is suffering from multiple personality disorder.

Tila Tequila Is Said Shooting 'Lesbian Three-Way' Porn Video

2010-08-11T18:56:00.000-07:00

While Tila Tequila has angrily blasted rumors that she has signed a deal with a popular porn distributor to star in an XXX-rated film,

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a source close to the situation insisted that the sex tape is indeed existing. The source recently told Radar Online that Tila shot the porn film a month ago.

"The movie was filmed about a month ago in the Valley," the source claimed. The insider later added further details of the porno flick, revealing that Tila shot a lesbian adult movie, which was filmed by Vivid Entertainment, with two other women, Penthouse Pet Lia Leah and Vivid star Charlie Laine.

"It's a lesbian three-way and was professionally shot and directed by Michael Bisko," the insider revealed. "Tila has false hopes for the success of the film. She wasn't paid anywhere near what Vivid paid Kendra Wilkinson for her tape."

When Steven Hirsch, the owner of Vivid Entertainment, was asked by the site to give response to the reports, he simply said, "No comment." Meanwhile, back on August 4, Tila angrily dismissed the stories, writing on her website "For once and for all, I DID NOT, and I repeat, I DID NOT MAKE A DEAL TO MAKE A SEXTAPE!!!!!"

Tila Tequila’s Adult Film Escapade

2010-08-11T18:51:00.000-07:00

She’s never been known for her solid judgment skills,

and now Tila Tequila is trying to backpedal out of her participation in a lesbian porn film.

According to Radar, the “A Shot at Love” babe is denying her involvement in the flick, though an inside source says it’s legit.

“The movie was filmed about a month ago in the Valley. It’s a lesbian three-way and was professionally shot and directed by Michael Bisko.”

The source added, “Tila has false hopes for the success of the film. She wasn’t paid anywhere near what Vivid paid Kendra Wilkinson for her tape.”

Tila Tequila denies making sex tape deal

2010-08-11T18:46:00.000-07:00

11 Aug, 2010 - New York, (ANI): Singaporean born

singer-cum-model Tila Tequila has taken to her blog to deny rumours that she has made a deal to star in a porn film. According to PopEater, Tequila, 28, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, responded to the rumours after RadarOnline reported that she had made a deal with a major distributor.

“I finally got online and saw that there are false rumours that I made a deal for a sex tape! Which is bull****!!” the New York Post quoted as writing on her blog. She has accused a former employee of spreading the rumour and threatened to unleash the wrath of her “pit bull lawyer” in retaliation.

Tila Tequila's double trouble with the cops

2010-08-11T18:23:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila had a brush with the law on Thursday - and ended up with two tickets for driving offenses.

The reality TV star's blue Lamborghini sports car was pulled over by cops in Santa Barbara, California in the early hours of Thursday morning.
Amazed onlookers watched as officers issued her with two tickets - one for driving in the wrong direction down a one-way street and another because her passenger was not wearing a seatbelt.

Footage of the incident posted on TMZ.com shows Tequila was lucky not to be caught out for a third time - as she pulled away from the scene she appeared to drive through a red light.

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2010-07-15T21:34:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila redefined the term ‘desperate’ as we know it as she attended an event in Los Angeles on Thursday (June 24). Doing her best to show off her bits and pieces in a dress that was reminiscent to wrapping paper, the former celebrity used every trick in the book to garner the attention and relevance she once had.
Meanwhile, Tila desperately attempted to shock her fans with a disturbing online rant in which she claimed to have “sliced up” her arms and legs with “knives” and insists she is suffering from multiple personality disorder. She wrote, “Jane was just here! She tried to kill me!! Blood everywhere! She slit up my entire body with knives! I’m scared blood everywhere! Everything in my room is shattered! I woke up with blood all over! Jane tried to kill me! I just took pics of it, it’s really bad! I told you guys I have multiple personalities. I fell asleep and just woke up with blood cuts everywhere! And everything is smashed. I’m telling you!! For people who have multiple personality disorder or bi-polar. I locked the doors.”		click image to enlarge

Tequila later dismissed speculation from fans she had hurt herself or attempted suicide, adding, “I would never harm myself! ever!! I’m telling you, this was JANE!

While the jury is out on the whole dissociative identity disorder, there’s no doubt Miss Tequila suffers from severe delusions of grandeur.

Tila Tequila: Full of Babies or....?

2010-07-15T21:27:00.000-07:00

The mysteriously famous celebrity has claimed to be with child more times than we can count on our hands, with no baby to show for it. (And before you suggest that maybe Tequila suffered miscarriage(s), you need only consider how she tweeted every tear over Casey Johnson's death to realize you'd have heard a comprehensive record of the tragedy straight from the horse's mouth).
"Wait," you might say. "There's a sonogram. It must be true this time!" Must it? Tequila did provide an ultrasound image to prove her claims. If it were anyone else, that evidence would be enough. Don't fault us for being skeptical; let's take a look back at the history of Tila Tequila's false pregnancies and other fabricated scandals - maybe you'll understand why nothing short of an affidavit from the Lord himself would have us convinced. Tila Nguyen, better known as the star of 'A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,' tells RadarOnline.com that she is in the first trimester of pregnancy. Tequila says, "I know the whole world is confused as to why I am pregnant while I was still engaged to Casey.

They wonder if I cheated on her... The world doesn't know that Casey and I talked a lot about our future."

She continues: "She and I were both ready to get married and start a family together ... we talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby ... So that is the reason why I got pregnant. It was for Casey and I, and that is also why I was so devastated when she passed away because now I have our baby in my belly, but she has passed away."

Tila Tequila Pics: Hot or So Not?

2010-07-15T21:19:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila is quite the, uh, character. We could think of a lot of other ways to describe the attention-hungry reality star, but we'll leave it at that.
She is an awesome source of wacky, seductive (some would say) pics, and drama. Tila Tequila pics are typically the following: suggestive, half-naked, feature outrageous makeup, and an assortment of strange accessories, like grocery store items, fake grass, etc. So, you're always in for a treat when it comes to Tila Tequila's "candid" photo shoots. And, while Tila Tequila is an awesome source of strange pictures, she does have a huge fan following. Who else pays attention to her 3am incessant tweets, reads her blog, and cares about her crazy pics? Keep 'em coming, Tila! For now, check out these Tila Tequila pics and decide for yourself if she's hot or just crazay:

One Of Tila Tequila's Personalities Showed Up

2010-07-15T21:07:00.000-07:00

We're not sure what Tila Tequila is doing with a snakeskin boot at a party at Fred Segal's in Los Angeles on Thursday, but she's obviously having a good time.

Tila recently went on a rant on her Twitter about her "multiple personalities" and how one of them, "Jane," is trying to kill her. We don't know if that's Tila or Jane in these pictures though.

The reality star, born Tila Nguyen, spent most of her childhood in Houston, Texas, and allegedly got her nickname after an adverse reaction to the alcohol.

Tila's fame, came in the form of her MySpace personality. By early 2007 she had over 1.7 million friends.

The bisexual star has since searched for love on several seasons of "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" on MTV. Unbelievably, she "shot" up further in popularity after her fiancee Casey Johnson died.

Tila recently signed up to star on the new season of "Celebrity Rehab" in a bid to clean up her act following the death of her partner Casey in December. Other than that, we're not sure why she's famous anymore.

Tila Tequila Says Gaga is a Devil Worshipper

2010-07-15T20:59:00.000-07:00

At this stage, nobody still thinks Tila Tequila is sane – now it’s just a question of how far she’ll go to stay in the limelight. This time, Tila wrote on her blog that she believes a whole bunch of celebrities are in cahoots with the devil. She seems to especially think that Gaga is a devil worshiper, and even goes so far as to call her the “Devil Queen”. Tila also claims that the Illuminati are following her and plotting to kill her:

“I don’t wanna get too deep into what they have done to me personally, YES, PERSONALLY, so far, however I will say this: They have been watching me for a while now, and won’t stop terrorizing my life, but if that is the case, and it’s going to keep continuing,

then fuck it! I might as well tell you guys more about “THE OTHERS!” aka THE ILLUMINATI! Or as Tupac put it, THE KILLUMINATI! Oh, and he’s dead now. Coincidence? R.I.P. My Angel…………..”

Tila links to various sources and has pictures of celebrities in what are supposed to be “devil worshiping poses”. She also says that just because Taylor Swift seems nice, doesn’t mean she doesn’t secretly worship the devil:

“Taylor Swift is supposedly in too! So please don’t be fooled just because someone seems sweet, that they wouldn’t worship Satan and sign their soul away to work with the other Satan Worshipers!”

Pregnant Tila Tequila: - Just a Rumor

2010-07-15T20:54:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila will say just about anything to get some publicity, and in late 2009 she resorted to announcing -- then quickly retracting -- news about her pregnancy. She claimed she was going to be a surrogate mother for her brother, but then nothing ever came of the buzz. So, no, no pregnant Tila, and it's probably best to keep it that way, right?

Here's how the whole thing started: She tweeted "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!"

Then, according to PopEater.com, she quickly backtracked and denied the pregnancy story after being called out: "I'm about to be pregnant.

When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters." So it's not her fault she lied, okay? There just weren't enough characters to tell the truth. Jeez.

"I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process," she said, "but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of."

Maybe someday the Tila Tequila pregnancy rumors will be true, but we aren't holding our breath.

Tila Tequila blames multiple personalities

2010-06-23T04:09:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila says her “multiple personalities” are the culprit for her sliced arm during a possible suicide attempt Friday night. On her Web site, the former reality star posted a message saying “Jane” “single handedly” demolished her bedroom and also was responsible for “slicing up” her arm with broken glass, RadarOnline.com reports.

Tequila said the last thing she remembered was falling asleep before she “blacked out.”
Tequila was scheduled to battle her issues as a patient of Dr. Drew Pinsky on “Celebrity Rehab 4” but her participation in the show remains unclear - the show has been put on hold until July.

One of Tila Tequila’s Multiple Personalities Tries to Kill Her

2010-06-23T04:04:00.000-07:00

Often dubbed by the tabloid media and on the blogosphere as one of the most fame-hungry reality television stars, Tila Tequila seems to have sunk to a whole new low with a Twitter rant over the weekend. In it, she shocked followers by claiming one of her multiple personalities had tried to kill her, MSN’s Wonderwall informs.

Tila Tequila, who once said she was engaged to be married to the late Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, and then reportedly faked a pregnancy and a miscarriage, took to her official Twitter page to let her followers know that one of her personalities had tried to murder her. According to the star, she went to bed as usual and woke up covered in blood, everything about the house a mess and very scared. To prove she’s not lying, she even took pictures of her injuries – but is adamant she did not attempt suicide.

Jane, who has been living inside Tila for who knows how long, is the one responsible for the attack, the star wrote. “Jane was just here! She tried to kill me!! Blood everywhere! She slit up my entire body with knives! I’m scared blood everywhere! Everything in my room is shattered! I woke up with blood all over! Jane tried to kill me! I just took pics of it, it’s really bad! I told u guys I have multiple personalities. I fell asleep and just woke up with blood cuts everywhere! And everything is smashed. I’m telling you!!

4ppl who have multiple personality disorder or bi-polar, this is the expletive that happens. Jane left. I locked the doors,” Tequila tweeted.How much use locking the doors was to her is yet to be determined but, for what is worth, Tila is adamant she did not do this kind of harm to herself. “I would NEVER harm myself! EVER!! I’m telling you, this was JANE!... Calm the [expletive] down! I ain’t trying to commit no suicide you dumb [expletive]s! Whomever said I’m committing suicide! [Expletive] off! Why would I? I got mad $$$ & love!” Tila also wrote in response to some of her followers’ words of concern over her state of mind.

Just a few days ago, as speculation was running rampant that another season of “Celebrity Rehab” was impossible to shoot because producers could find no celebrities to appear on it,Tila Tequila admitted to having a prescription pill addiction and agreed to appear on the show. This rant could have been planned in advance to generate publicity for the show, it’s being said, though, if true, it could be a cry for help on the star’s behalf.

TILA TEQUILA can add popstar to her CV.

2010-06-23T03:58:00.000-07:00

The bisexual socialite - who was engaged to the late heiress CASEY JOHNSON - is set to release new track I Love My DJ.

And we've got our hands on the tune, originally titled I F***ed The DJ.

In the song, party girl Tila reveals she "wants to get naked" everytime the DJ spins his record.Tila tried to launch her music career back in 2007, but debut song I Love U only sold 14,000 copies and failed to chart on the Billboard Hot 100.

Tila Tequila to Reveal Ecstasy Addiction

2010-06-23T03:55:00.000-07:00

The former A Shot at Love gal is scheduled to go under the care of Dr. Drew Pinksy on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, and Radar Online has uncovered the reason behind it all (besides a never-ending need for publicity, of course.) Surprise: Tila's an Ecstasy gobbler!Apparently, Tequila enjoyed taking the drug, known for creating euphoric feelings in its users (or so we've read), with her former fiancée, deceased Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.

Tila Tequila Cutting Herself?

2010-06-23T03:52:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila Was Photographed Out and About With Deep Scars On Her Arm Leaving Some to Speculate She is Cutting Herself

Tila Tequila is known for wanting media attention and a few days ago she was spotted shopping in a rather sexy secretary-type outfit with what could be a scary accessory - deep scars on her arm. It was about 10 days ago that Tila Tequila apparently woke up and said she found her arm gushing with blood, which prompted many to speculate she had attempted suicide. She told everyone that her alter ego 'Jane' had made her attempt suicide, but it was not really her.

Dr. Haraszati says that most of the scars look old and deep cuts such as the ones Tila described would take four to six weeks to heal. He said that some of the scars look newer than others, but he thinks most of them are over a month old. If that is the case they would not be related to what she said was her alter-ego suicide attempt.

Tila Tequila takes publicity stunt

2010-06-23T03:48:00.000-07:00

TILA Tequila is known for her outrageous publicity stunts, usually involving a lot of flesh on display. But Tila Tequila took things to a whole new level when she allegedly took shards of glass to her own arm to fake a suicide attempt for publicity and now she's stepped out in LA with cuts on her arms.

The reality star posted a picture of her bloody arm and worrying comments on her Twitter account last week, causing terrified fans to call police - who eventually said the whole thing was a hoax.

And pictures showing Tila out and about in LA yesterday show scars and scabs up her arms.Tila Tequila blamed her "multiple personalities" for the cuts, claiming "Jane" attacked her.

She tweeted: “Jane was just here! She tried to kill me!! Blood everywhere! She slit up my entire body with knives! I’m scared blood everywhere!

“I told you guys I have multiple personalities. I fell asleep and just woke up with blood cuts everywhere! And everything is smashed."

Despite the ordeal, Tila Tequila seemed chirpy enough as she popped out for some shopping in LA yesterday, stopping to kiss her own reflection for photographers.

We really hope Tila didn't actually harm herself for a bit of publicity...

Tila Tequila: Desperate for Attention

2010-06-23T03:43:00.000-07:00

She’s never one to miss out on attention, and yesterday (June 15) Tila Tequila was more than happy to ham it up for the paparazzi while out in Los Angeles.

The “A Shot at Love” chick ran some errands on Robertson Boulevard, all the while showing off her cleavage for the eager shutterbugs while checking herself out in a reflective storefront window.Earlier this month, Tila Tequila took to her Twitter page to inform her followers that one of her multiple personalities, named “Jane,” tried to kill her.

She tweeted, "Jane was just here! She tried to kill me!! Blood everywhere! She slit up my entire body with knives! I'm scared blood everywhere! Everything in my room is shattered! I woke up with blood all over! Jane tried to kill me! I just took pics of it, it's really bad! I told u (sic) guys I have multiple personalities. I fell asleep and just woke up with blood cuts everywhere! And everything is smashed. I'm telling you!! 4ppl (for people) who have multiple personality disorder or bi-polar, this is the s**t that happens. Jane left. I locked the doors."

Tila Tequila tries to commit suicide via "Jane" personality

2010-06-23T03:41:00.000-07:00

Wow. Proving once again that she's a troubled soul, Reality TV Star Tila Tequila tried to commit suicide Friday, tweeting her actions and posting a photo. It's a sad story broke by Zennie62.com's Nikky Raney who blogs:

Tila Tequila's "alter ego" or "multiple personality" Jane tried to kill her. Seriously.

We just found out that celebrity rehab was just postponed.

I know I said I wouldn't post anymore about her, but this was just too much.

I also have a vlog that I will be posting. She also posted a long blog entry about how Jane is trying to kill her.Tila Tequila's reported multiple personalities first surfaced during the assault accusation controversy with San Diego Chargers Linebacker Shawne Merriman last year. Then, Tila Tequila was revealed in this space to be a person who has real mental problems, even posting a message on her website about her personalities and their behavior.

While such reports are easy to laugh at, in reality they're no laughing matter at all. Nikky Raney posted the shocking text that Tila left just below the bloody photo you see above.

Tila Tequila in row with Zennie62's Nikki Raney

2010-06-23T03:36:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila is a celebrity who's very familiar to readers of this space. The combative reality TV show star, and former wife-to-be of the late Casey Johnson, loves to get in the mix with people. First it was Perez Hilton and now its Nikki Raney.

Nikki Raney is a star blogger and journalist at Zennie62.com. But before we look more into that and her row with Tila Tequila, some background on Tila Tequila from this space' perspective.

In the middle of accusing San Diego Chargers Linebacker Shawne Merriman of assault, when he was just trying to stop her from driving drunk, this space revealed what Tila said about herself: "i like people who are really fucked up...I am very high strung and suffer from multiple personalities...I do a lot of things that are self destructive. I try not to...I am also bi-polar so that should explain my irratic postings."

Of course, the charges against Shawne Merriman were dropped and after it was revealed that Tila lied; Tila Tequila said she did not drink but in one video was seen living it up with the bubbly.

After that, Tequila tried various ways of gaining attention, which just drew more critics, who then criticized her. That led Tila Tequila to start her own blog called Miss Tila OMG, with the idea of getting gossip revenge on all who said mean things about her. In other words, a gossip blog.

But Tila Tequila doens't want to be called a gossip blogger; she says she's a journalist. That's 180 degrees opposite this blogger, who never claimed to be a journalist. Fortunately, Nikki Raney was here to provide much needed guidance to the poor celeb, but Tila wasn't having it.

Tila blocked Nikki Raney from commenting on her blogsite. Now unlike some commenters Nikki is not hateful and gives great feedback. In fact, that's how Nikki Rany came to be at Zennie62.com. She's a celeb gossip and "future of media" blogger and gaining a following. One that's sure to increase after this row with Tila Tequila's put out there.

Tila Tequila addresses health rumors

2010-06-23T03:34:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila has said that she is "doing well" following reports that she was recently hospitalised.

It had been claimed that the 28-year-old reality star and singer was taken to hospital by the Los Angeles Fire Department for a "psychological rescue".

In a statement to DS, her representative said: "The rumours circulating regarding Tila Tequila's health have been fabricated as she is doing well.
"Tila is currently at home with her family and preparing for her upcoming tour throughout the UK and Europe to promote her new album. Tila appreciates everyone's care and concern worldwide."

Tequila - who recently launched her own celebrity news blog - released her new single 'I Love My DJ' in the UK this week.

Tila Tequila Cries

2010-06-23T03:32:00.000-07:00

Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers.

She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceeded to kick the livin' hell out of her ass until the pieces of 39 crackers all shot out of her mouth like sweat beads shooting out of Shaquille O'Neal's face during a basketball game.

West Hollywood Police Officer Cuthbert "Cutty" Tunnelfish asked Miss Tequila why she had taken the 39 crackers. She grinned and said that she was depressed because she has fallen in love with Cheryl Burke's dance
partner on Dancing With The Stars football player Chad Ochocinco and he will not return her calls.She cried out to Officer Tunnelfish, "Sir, please tell me why Chaddy won't return my calls? Is it cause, maybe, perhaps I'm just not as pretty as Carrie Underwood
, or as funny as Ellen DeGeneres, or as sexy as Pamela Anderson?"

"Yes, yes, and effen "A" yes."

Officer Tunnelfish then asked Blanca where the heck she learned that stomach emptying maneuver she used on Tila. Blanca said that she learned it from watching CSI: Miami.

Tunnelfish commended her and told her that she definitely saved Miss Tequila's life. He then told her that this is not the first time she has tried her little overdosing on food stunt.

Tila Tequila

2010-06-23T03:28:00.000-07:00

Miss Tila (formerly Tila Tequila) spends a night on the town, partying it up with friends at the Chandelier Room in the W Hotel in Hoboken, New Jersey. During the wee hours of the morning Miss Tila and her entourage take their shenanigans to the streets in Times Square where she is confronted by NYPD officers and feeds her late-night hunger with a street hot dog.